Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Amusement Calling # 6.12.9.16 + 2

Same day, 10 minutes later the yahoo window opened again…. Guess guys do need to have the last word…. Or maybe they don’t want it to be the last word after all…maybe it was just his ploy of getting me talking again.


Him - btw....do tell me when u find a man who doesn’t think the same and I will tell u abt the woman who doesnt....am really looking for someone with who I talk my heart without thinking if my words would be politically correct or not...
Me - its really not abt being politically correct.... but abt the attitude…anyway , if I rem it correctly , u r the person who got very disappointed when I said NO as a response to ur question "if I am ambitious" [i dnt know why , but i just happened to rem this one incident in isolation and linked it to this guy!]....if that qualifies as ur perception of my attitude & doesn’t come under "just wishing to talk my heart out not caring abt being politically correct" ....then I guess this situation shouldn’t be given benefit of doubt either…and if I have mistaken u to be someone else here (narrating the last episode)….pardon me showing some empathy- victims of amnesia , rem?
Him - nope am not the same .Anyways....we just said bye to each other u r wasting mutual time...
Me - right I am wasting time ...cos I was the one who messaged back after the byes. Amnesia is a bitch , really......... but no sweat....I understand....... I am big on empathy
Him -
J u seem to be losing ur cool...I will be back ....next time as a h-donkey....
Me - along with amnesia , short fuse is another of my many virtues
Him – hmmm…I like playing with fire
Me – hmmm…dnt want to waste ur time again...lest u shud start accusing me again
Him - I understand humans...
Me - so u r big on empathy too....I see …

Him - over chat terminal how can gauge things like empathy etc...
Me - well... sometimes u just have to trust ur instincts... why u fighting this concept of instincts
Him - am I fighting it...? am enjoying the sparks...leo-----the she lion pouncing on me...ready to devour me...without salt...
Me - oh gaawd...not again...a simple conversation turned into a kinky simile by a guy…why am I not surprised …uff!
Him - ???
Me - forget it…nothing…anyway , what do u do? for a living I mean
Him - m amnesic....forgetting doesn’t take much effort
Me - ad u telling me that pays?????? pls tell me whos the employer
Him - am in the s/w industry...
Me - okie
Him - [company name which flashes a vague blurred vision in front of my eyes… I rem this company name, and I think to myself - maybe I do know him after all]
Me - do u have a sister [so I dig for confirmation]
Him - huh...no...bro...no...
Me – ok…do u stay in the [specific] part of delhi?
Him - nope...[NCR- actual location]..??
u reading from some notes or something?
Me - lol ..no trying to beat amnesia against all odds [I resign to the fact that I don’t remember him after all]
Him - hmmm
Me - so tell me more abt urself
Him - the last time we we were talking....ur busy schedules....and days together of zero digital darshans had pissed me off...and I had told you...that I wud talk to u again a year later...365 days....got over a week back...
Me - really?
Him - now you rem me?
Me - why dont I rem that?.... oh I know...amnesia again ….anyway I apologise for giving the impression that I didnt wish to talk by feigning workload
Him - well perhaps bcos u take too many shots of vodka a night

I was zapped …..................................................To be contd

33 comments:

M Squared said...

Was he a self-proclaimed 'alien' that he claimed to 'understand humans' ? :D

He's sounding so similar to FLIP...

Solitaire said...

Its a great deviation from routine, isn't it?

Mez said...

It took me a while to get back teh previous convo in line with this one.

Only a suggestion: Try and minimize the postin dates between 2convos (if u have had 'em) since remembrin old one even after a week gets a lil errr...u know. Anyways totlly ur call!!

Is this guy anyways tryin to test ur patience levels or cheese u off.All am wonderin is how did in land up on ur gtalk list w/o u knowin him.Kuch yaad aaya?

manuscrypts said...

those last lines made me wonder if we are taking an rgv turn on this? :D

burf said...

isn't amusing any more... :(

Paradox Philic said...

@ M Squared - Was he a self-proclaimed 'alien' that he claimed to 'understand humans' ? :D
You are an intelligent man, arent you?

Paradox Philic said...

@ Sol - great deviation from routine,

Routine being "asl, c2c, fraaaaansheeeep" etc right??

Paradox Philic said...

@ Mez - Point noted dear. Will post the rest on shorter gaps, pakka! :)

And he was not on gtalk.. he was messaging me on yahoo... and no i cudnt rem how did he get hold of my id.

Paradox Philic said...

@ Manuscrypts - rgv turn ???

Pardon my ignorance, but does RGV mean Ram Gopal Verma??

In that case ... i wud say... i wish!! that would have been a better end.

Paradox Philic said...

@ Burf - i agree darling. And you are excused from this torture from now on :P

You know, i understand what u mean, It got on to my nerves too. But i was determined to dig out who he was, whom i had completely erased out from my memory and who so clearly hadnt done the same for me in his memory.

Mez said...

:) Lookin forward to the follow-ups

Stupidosaur said...

So did you visit Pyramids or is your ip fooling me?

Bubbly Vodka said...

Right. Now he gets annoying.

Aries said...

This johny is getting predictable - he had some air of mystery in your first blog (of this series). By the third blog, he's just another typical bloke. If you at all knew him, you've done well to forget him.

But hey, its good you've treaded the adventurous path. A safe policy of avoiding strangers would have deprived us of this trilogy.

Jhayu said...

am enjoying the sparks...leo-----the she lion pouncing on me...ready to devour me...without salt...

Does that imply that his idea of sex involves animal costumes and salt??

Hey Gina, sorry for the disappearing act. I guess Che's blog would tell you why I haven't been through here earlier.

I Walk Alone!!! said...

Hahahaha!!! I am sure you are surely struck by amnesia... Coz I think you do know this guys pretty well and he knows you just as well...

Che said...

It wasnt me!

Paradox Philic said...

@ Mez - Sorry for not having posted the remaining chapters... Are you sure you want to read more though. I myself am getting tired of posting about him. I know its funny that i talked to him all this while and now in retrospect it all seems so pointless. But dont worry i will post soon

Paradox Philic said...

@ Stupidosaur - Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Paradox Philic said...

@ Bubbly Vodka - If you think this was annoying , wait till i post the rest.

Paradox Philic said...

@ Aries - Finally you decided to give this blog a peek... :)

You are right, my mind is programmed to erase out such pointless episodes of interaction. So yes i had completely forgotten him, but was genuinely curious to know how does he know all this?

Paradox Philic said...

@ Jhayu - You are so funny... lol

I want to hear your take on the quiz-day story :)

Paradox Philic said...

@ I walk alone - Well till this point i didnt know who he was ... really!! Yup but you are right , i did know that the guy knows me ... thats why out of curiosity, just to get an answer to this, i kept on talking to him although he had started to get on my nerves

Stupidosaur said...

ab aagey....

Che said...

where did you go :(

Paradox Philic said...

@ Stupidosaur & Che - Been very very busy... still am.!! But i promise you, i will finish this chapter soon (Although i am not sure whether that would be of interest to anyone now or not!!)

Jhayu said...

@ Gina.
Of course it would! Don't you know? 90% of those who blog have absolutely no life, and so, will wait endlessly for you!

ray said...

Hi ,

I was reading ur blog posts and found some of them to be very good.. u write well.. Why don't you popularize it more.. ur posts on ur blog ‘Do lot of whys make you wise?’ took my particular attention as some of them are interesting topics of mine too;

BTW I help out some ex-IIMA guys who with another batch mate run www.rambhai.com where you can post links to your most loved blog-posts. Rambhai was the chaiwala at IIMA and it is a site where users can themselves share links to blog posts etc and other can find and vote on them. The best make it to the homepage!

This way you can reach out to rambhai readers some of whom could become your ardent fans.. who knows.. :)

Cheers,

zombie said...

helllloow! post more...the suspense is killing...and where are u and when are u coming to Delhi?

Paradox Philic said...

@ ZOmbie - I was waiting for the poll results you see :D (Someone said its got boring now, you see)

I am in cyprus for a week long training...
Reaching Delhi on 2nd Oct..yeay!!!!

Paradox Philic said...

Zombie - I added 3, 4, 5 parts... the last one is going to be the finale :D

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