Him - okie...u wanna lead the converstaion?
Me - no I want to be led
Him - nope...am too sleepy for it today...I can only respond...
Me – alright so tell me how come you didnt meet anyone interesting in these last 3 years?
Him - I find u sensible...walking on mother earth...talented intelligent...everything a sensible man may be looking for- btw u sure u wont kick my ass...after getting all the answers
Me - no u get to be excused on the pretext of being sleepy...just dont piss me off tooooooooooo much ...okay?
Him - okay....
Me - thank you
Him - sleepiness isnt the pretext btw
Me - then what is? (I mean the pretext)
Him - 'hmmm there is none...
Me - alright as long as u have promised to be nice
Him - u made me aware I got to see wht I type that's it…will be adhered
Me - thanks... alright so remember the thing ..... meeting someone = diminshing the value? so by that logic u shud never meet someone u r infatuated with …right? but that doesnt make any sense
Him - well...it depends ...sometimes...a man in flesh might become a God incarnate…guru nanak, sai baba are real examples...if my mental image of u maps onto ur real image
Me - why do u keep bringing god in the talks of infatuation here?
Him - its no less than a penance…I have done it 3 years...
Me - u understand that its a faith much more deep rooted than a mere infatuation
Him - anyways...I might be sounding too platonic.,.,..okie call it deep rooted infatuation... infatuation may not be the right word...
Me - platonic?????????/ no way ….u said u have seen my pic …have I seen you?
Him - yeah u have my pics...
Me - no I dont
Him - sent u way back in 06, 07
Me - why cant u share them again?
Him - wont
Me - y?
Him - am a ghost...camera flash passes thru me...cant take real pictures now...
Me - alright if you dont want to share ur pictures , then that’s what it is……. no issues
Him - look up ur archives...I will share again after am comfy
Me - I told you I dont think I have archives unless they are there by default.. but u dont listen….anyway I am not going to make all that effort of looking it up even if its there…
Him - u deleted them...
Me - so changing the topic…who is your favourite female actor in bollywood?
Him - no faves…they are walking collection of cosmetics
Me - fav food? (or did you mean no favs in anything?)
Him - non-veg- tandoori, kebab variety...sea food...
Me - watch tv?
Him - not much...
Me - books?
Him - dont get much time...yes read a lot on politics and medieval romance.,.,..economics as well...
Me - non fiction , all?
Him - am a fierce debator...non fiction all...fiction is all cooked up...I cant live in that kinda world
Me – hmmmm music?
Him - not much...
Me - dancing?
Him - not much...
Me - alcohol?
Him - a traveler, foodie and wine lover…like alcohol...yes...
Me - okie... do u smoke?
Him - nope no smoke...hate it...am fat....smoking will kill me sooner
Me - well u do know that I smoke , don’t you....juts making things clearer
Him - i know u do...that’s ur choice...
Me - alright.... what do u feel abt kids?
Him - am sure u eat a lot of mints…kids...are a menace...
Me - i hate mints
Him - i dont know how would i treat mine...ooh man...u wud be having bad breath then...cigarette smoke...
Me - so u saying that u dont like kids but u want to have them anyway
Him - dunno...i am not the one who can produce babies...
Me - but u understand that u play a part???? anyway i am asking you do you WANT to have kids?
Him – hmmm…havent thought abt it yet...am too young.,..to be a dad...will think at 40
Me - then u shud marry a girl at least 10 yrs younger to you
Him - nah...farah khan 42 old just delivered triplets…medical technology is more advanced than your laptop is...am not sure btw if a gal 10 years younger would marry me...anyways...- u going overboard,....u have asked these questions 3rd time now...
Me - hey its my lead
Him - u amnesiac
Me - u want to do it
Him - okie...go ahead...i have no questions;...
Me - whys that..u know everything abt me?
Him - i think so..i remember wht u told me...
Me - whats my fav colour?
Him - dont remember food...don’t remember...u love mountains...i think u said that...u like to travel...
Me - i never said I like mountains…and by the way , i rem now
Him - aha okie....
Me - i once suggested that we meet…u said u cudnt (Again I was just shooting in the dark in the hope that the subsequent talk triggered by this statement of mine would shed some light on his identity)
Him - yes u did...
Me - remember
Him - i cudnt that day..,.i proposed another day and u said no...u had to visit someone...
Me - so i must have had to visit someone then
Him - then subsequent weeks sometime
Me - hmmmm.... u know ...i have to be honest...i didn’t rem anything....i juts checked gmail archives and see what I found…. (Well this time I did go to the archives and checked out for the transcripts with someone of this name and I did find something…. And I was so surprised at myself – how could I have forgotten HIM? Maybe I do have a fantastic mechanism of erasing things / people, that I don’t like, so completely out of my mind)
.....to be contd....
11 comments:
Looks like he has got you interested :P
I knew ir, women like guys who annoy them :-/
@ Gina.
Nooooo! You took the easy way out!
@ Che - you keep forgetting that at this point i was so damn intrigued as to why am i not able to remember him while he seemed to know so much...
So i had to find out even if it meant i had to talk to him for a bit more...
And well... he was annoying , irritating alright...but he kept the conversation going ... didn't he? Or should i take that credit?? Whatever :P the point is... i had to figure out who he was... and i did (Although i had to finally resort to checking my archives , which i was refraining from given how much effort it is)
I set him right in his place (at times subtly , at times not so subtly!)whenever he tried to piss me off... but you see i dont resort to betraying politeness unless its absolutely necessary... thats why i was still talking to him nicely (ok i think i was being nice!, you can disagree)
Then again the definition of absolute is relative :P
@ Jhayu - I agree that i try to stretch my threshold of patience.., but at the end of the day , i am human too :D
I didnt wish to check the archives not cos i wanted to take on the challenge of figuring out his identity on my own without any aid... but cos i was too lazy to put all that effort of checking archives then trying to map similar sounding / spelt names like his .. do the mental mapping of who sounded like him in the chats...and so on....
But after a point when my curiousity was at its peak, my patience was wearing off and him constantly telling me to check my archives... i decided the effort to getting into the archives would be much less than what i have to put in here...
So thats why!! You see at the end of the day ..i am a slave of sloth! :D
Is he FLIP? Was he FLIP? I am extremely curious now. he sounds just like FLIP. C'mon Paradox, please let the cat out.
Hmm well the point is whether he is so annoying on purpose or he was just born this way?
I admit I am very annoying, and Jhayu will confirm that, but then I really put my heart and soul in to it. It helps keep people away.
I think your patience and curiosity deserve some credit for keeping this conversation going.
Actually I think you were too nice to him at times :)
I cant wait for the last part!
PS: how long will you be in India, I hope you keep blogging while you are here :P
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arre india has developed enough for you to be able to log on and say hi to your readers :P
@ Che - A big hiiiiiiiiiiii to you and everyone else who's listening :)
As expected this sense of being back is great and i am enjoying every bit of it!!
Will get back here soon...
Damn that reminds me, have to get one of those net connect cards... but really, why havent they developed one with a higher speed already? The current speed sucks...and i talk cos i am using one right one now( My sister's)
aww we all miss you and so do our blogs. hurry up!
@ che - Pukka promise... i will be back soon!
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