Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Amusement Calling # 6.12.9.16 + 6 - the final chapter.

Continued from the last post....
(For the first chapter - click here)

Him - u are not being honest...Me - i am being honest ....see i have proof . And then I pasted the old conversation from the archives – (ME: so u r saying i have convoluted methods of talking? HIM: i have better conversation with office janitor... and i dont wanna talk any further ME: too bad for u then HIM: gud luck for life ME: sure like i said ur life ur choice)

Him - yep we fought like that…i am a rude man ...Me - better converstaion with an office janitor?
Him - i told u in the beginning...well in hindsight...i had lost my cool...one of those days when u are weak...and immature..etc etc..anyways...u may go thru the converstaions couple of times...more and lemme know if u wud want to talk further....Me - lol- i dont believe in the past…i believe in NOW
Him - u dont?Me – no…at least i try to…thats why i said lets start afresh
Him - okie...u sure? that fragment may not be the rudest i talked...
Me - i know
Him - hmmm'- okie...
Me - and it was july not april- abt the 6 drinks
Him - am glad that u let that go...
Me - and it was indeed YOU who i exchanged texts with
Him - ohh cmmon...
Me - i was right
Him - now u wanna go thru the whole history books again...pls do so...lemme know when the tomes are over...
Me - .... hey u asked to look it up….and i was so embarrassed for not remembering you
Him - hmmm
Me - but actually i did
Him - my honesty and truthfulness killed me...
Me - its ok to be honest ^ truthful….but u have got to be compassionate enuff to consider the feelings of other people
Him - yep...i understand that...
Me - so as long as u promise not to be rude just cos u need to be truthful.... i am ok
Him - hmmm
Me - i got the pictures in gmail
Him – hmmm…reduce 5-10 kilos ...
Me - u reduced?
Him – yes …but am still fat...
Me - thts nice
Him - ? whts nice?
Me - losing weight...to be healthier is nice
Him – hmmm..it has become a social necessity these days...
Me - social necessity?
Him - being fat is increasingly becoming unacceptable...fat are getting discriminated against...don’t u think so...
Me - i dont know
Him - wht people dont understand is that some people may not have the genetic make up to have a high metabolic rate,.,,
Me – right…i can empathise
Him - i had got myself checked...i had a slow metabolic rate...tendency to accumulate fat from simple sugars...and combined with non veg diet i am not able to go down from 97 now...
Me - how tall are u
Him - 6 feet…181 cms excatly...6 feet is 183
Me – alright…..anyway i guess i have the same problem of low metabolism rate….and i am not even a foodie
Him - all fat people have that...none of their fault...
Me - no some people just eat too much
Him - yet they are slim...a man doesnt become fat due to overeating alone...anyways...this is now getting too boring a conversation..
Me - hey its 2 am... do u want to go sleep? or can u talk?
Him - nope not yet....if u want me to go...i will...
Me - i dont
Him - okie ...
Me - but if u r sleepy i wud understand
Him - am not...
Me - alright then….juts one last thing from the past - it was YOU who asked me that question abt what i was wearing the other day
Him – YES ….IT WAS ME>>>
Me - so why did u lie
Him - will u now hang me for it...coz u hanged me last time...
Me - maybe i shud
Him - okie....good bye then....sorry for wasting ur time....
Me - arrey...r u kidding me?
Him - ? u only said u wud "hang" me again...i knew that day that those words did a disaster.,..
Me - so u only joke ...but cant handle one urself? nice....
Him - i went overboard...
Me - yes u did...but like i said...past!
Him - cant say over a chat interface the true emotions...okie past….where r u lost now?Me - well thinking of how to take the conversation further….help
Him - ? u were in the lead?Me - yes
Him - or may be lets leave it here and come back 200-300 days later? we would be saner...and would have more clues how to take it further?
Me - u sure u want to do that?
Him - i dunno abt you...
Me - HEY enuff with this 300/365 days talk....i am trying here
Him - if i wanted that.i wudnt have returned…..trying what?
Me - to talk to you without losing my cool over the past.... now u sure u want to keep referring to 200-300-365 days?
Him - i wont...
Me - thank you….now tell me why did u keep lying abt these things?
Him - abt wht?
Me - u said no sister , no brother, no west delhi. I pasted the earlier conversation where he had mentioned all these details about him

Him - ohh cmmon...those were early days...on the net no one divulges true info...Me - so u lied then?
Him - i think i shud leave for the day at this point so that u cud go thru each line each paragraph....am a liar...
Me - but why?...see i was right abt the career thing also . I was referring to an earlier conversation which I thought I had with him . But he made me believe otherwise when I asked him .
Flip: do u have a concrete career map? Me: no Flip: any reasons for adhesion to delhi? r u not a career woman? ur no disappointed me
Him - Aristotle said “Whys” are the most difficult questions...wht he cudnt answer i wont attempt either...
Me - i did remember you , u made me believe u were not that person
Him - by the way who is this [his name]? – He was referring to the name mentioned in the archives that I copy pasted above
Me - and i felt really bad that i dont rem you…this IS you..[his company name]... 6 feet , 95 kgs , project manager
Him - he seems to be an idiot...this is not me...
Me - so u have changed
Him - u tell me...have i?
Me - not much
Him - okie...
Me - but earlier i didn’t know u lied.. and YOU talk of honesty?
Him – hmmm…this is the final nail in the coffin then..u want to ridicule me?
Me - u know what....i am still going to talk to you because you need someone to tell you what I am about to say now.
Him - okie...so u looking for more nails?Me - yes people who lie don’t get to talk to honesty , and hide under its pretext when they are rude.... i tell the truth too , remember?....i am sure u are man enuff to handle this……….
Him - huh
Me - Ok tell you what . i am saying if u tell me that u r not going to lie then I might continue talking to you.
Him - who said men feel no pain? well i dont think we can indulge in any healthy conversation anymore... its like titanic...no life boats...hull broke from the middle...am asking myself why i started talking again...
Me - u scared? running away? so what was it that u were expecting anyway? that i wudnt rem anything ? or i wud just be fine with it.... yes i wud like to know the ans to that question too
Him - coz past is what is making kashmir problem complex...I was hoping against hope...but it is now hopeless...anyways....merry time...in egypt...take care...bye...
Me - cos i discovered that u lie?
Him - yeah...
Me - this is great....and funny
Him - foundations have become weak…nothing survives on weak foundations...
Me - :)) u crack me up.........really…good bye
P.S. I wanted to name this series as Flip sequel originally but then i decided to go ahead with the number equivalents(numeric position in the English alphabet) for the word FLIP :)


10 comments:

Jhayu said...

@ Gina.
You're back!!!

And HOW did I not see the FLIP in the title? Aaaaaarghh!!!

And this man is priceless,
foundations have become weak…nothing survives on weak foundations
You should have snapped him up instantly!

WELCOME BACK!!!

Paradox Philic said...

@ Jhayu - That was quick man!
Thank you for the warm welcome :) You always make me feel special!!

And abt being back... well i am still holidaying although its about to end and i have so much to do before i go!...so amidst all this chaos of what should i do and what i should leave out to best utilise this little time in india, i thought what the heck...lemme blog!! Yeah i am like that - crazy!

I had to finish this chapter..so there, i did it! But really, wasnt expecting anyone to read this post till a very long time... (i thought people must have forgotten me, and rightfully so!)

By the way, you looking awesome in the this profile pic!!

Che said...

I will miss that man in your post.s
May his soul rest in peace.

Jhayu said...

@ Gina.
You're forgetting one important thing, my dear. I have almost no life!

And it's good to see that your priorities are straight - important things to do before you leave India:

And this is the only way I'll ever be like an elephant. I never forget! (Actually, that's a lie, RSS is beautiful thing...)

And thank you, thank you!

Jhayu said...

Damn. I meant to say

And it's good to see that your priorities are straight - important things to do before you leave India:

Blog!!!!

Paradox Philic said...

@ Che - Thankfully i wouldnt! :P

By the way, this was not the end of the FLIP saga to be honest. He did come back in a new avataar i.e. a new yahoo id (i am sure, no surprises there!)..but i guess i had enough for one lifetime or maybe more!! (yes, this time i placed him right in the first few lines and hit the ignore button!)

Stupidosaur said...

Whats with hi few hundred days really? Strange fellow. Foundations and all.

Stupidosaur said...

So you are in India?Where!!
(Havent done R & D in statcoounter ;) Not enough time)

Paradox Philic said...

@Stupidosaur - I was in india (delhi mostly) but sadly i am back now :(

Zubin said...

Gina is back..Gina is back.. :D

very weird man btw.. :D

Oh and you could not be forgotten.. :p..I am pretty late in reading this coz..even I have been gone for sometime.. :)

so how was the trip to Delhi?