Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Amusement Calling # 5347


A recent mail received on Shaadi.com

Message received:
hello [name] here iam not rih person and siable so will you marry me.please dont break my heart

About me section
"hello [name] here i very credulous and honest guy. i am m. b. a from howard so that is not eseencial my life partner should be in abroad my life partner should be decent kind hearted person and single person in the family. dont worry i am seeking girl who can stand on me at every placxe"

Hmmmmm... I am not sure i understand what he really wishes to convey but who cares.....
MBA from Howard, seeking a woman to stand on him at every place... Can you blame me if I cant resist falling for him?

P.S. - He says dont worry in his last line .... but I do! [As an afterthought maybe i dont .... maybe its just that my heart
desparately wanted to say "I do" in any possible way in his context]

24 comments:

Zubin said...

This can not be serious...this must be a prank.. ROFL...

His spellings are mind blowing by the way...
What does he mean by single person in the family..:O..

I think you should consider his proposal..He has a great sense of (unintentional) humor..!! :D..
lol..

Paradox Philic said...

@Zubin - consider his proposal??
:O
I thought i mentioned that i have already fallen for him...
at *every* place.... :P

Zubin said...

I hope he is good in collecting pieces.. :D(of his heart at least) :O
:P

Paradox Philic said...

@Zubin - Lest be fair now... he talked only about his standing capabilities (wait...it was standing "expectations" from the girl!!).... he never said anything about his collecting capabilities.

Lets not read "too much" between the lines (when there is so much to read IN THE LINES in the first place)
:p

Anand said...

LMAO! I can totally understand you falling for him, after all, it is very difficult to find honest guys who are also credulous (incredible that the spelling is correct!)

Che said...

He gets full marks for trying!!!
And he has MBA from Howard and I am just another college drop out. Gah! I am doomed to remain single :(

Mez said...

Hehhe...this is weird and crazy.Good one!!

Marriage sites scare me..totally :O

Paradox Philic said...

@ Anand - How could i not? You know i am sucker for honesty.

But how come all these suckers... oops i mean... honest guys seem to share some commonality with you??
The last one was a TamBram and this one shares your first name :D

So much for being honest :P

Paradox Philic said...

@ Che - Well not all is lost ....you cud try getting some degree from Howard too...(Someone enlightened me that Howard university actually exists... though their site seems nothing like a university giving out management degrees... but what the heck, a degree from Howard is a degree from Howard)

On 2nd thoughts, maybe m.b.a stands for something else too? Just cos i dont know so, doesnt mean i get to judge people, right? Why should these people pay the price if I cant think out of the box?

:D

Paradox Philic said...

@ Mez - They used to scare me too.... now they just help me have a good laugh whenever i need one.

They have never failed me in this regard ....(so much for their success rating blah blah in actually getting me a match!!)

Anand said...

well, on that last comment I checked Orkut and was disappointed not to find you on the list of my fans! :P

Paradox Philic said...

@Anand -The term "fan" isnt good enough to describe what i feel for you :P (I thought you had it figured out already!!)

I Walk Alone!!! said...

You must be kidding. This cant be real... I mean a MBA from HOWARD cant be talking like this :))

So when are the wedding invites flowing in ;)

Paradox Philic said...

@ I Walk Alone - Seriously i DONT make this these things up!

I just have a talent for attracting the funniest/ weirdest of 'em all

I Walk Alone!!! said...

Yeah seems like you have this sticky talent of inviting such wierd comments :)

M Squared said...

Interesting proposition from a MBA (Masters in bakwaas Angrezi)...:D :D

You do certainly attract the different kind! Certified & Awarded :P :P

Paradox Philic said...

@ Zubin & M Squared - I cant believe i have got this weird magnet award.... finally!!! ...On 2nd thoughts, it was about time this talent was acknowledged :P

Oh yes the speech..I want to thank my mother (for making me register in these sites in the first place), my friends (for teaching me perseverance), my sister (for becoming a real life example of these things actually working out), my mother again (to remind me about these sites time and again), the sites themselves (for opening my eyes to my own talent of attracting these weirdos).... and of course to all those weirdos out there without who i couldn't have become the chosen one that i am today!!

And finally i wish to thank my dear readers... for making me believe in this talent of mine more than my own self :D :D

zombie said...

Phunny..bheri phunny! But I know you won't give up till you find Mr. Matrimonial sites :)

All the best. Keep up the good work..

Solitaire said...

These ads on shaadi.com are the best timepass!

Namrata B said...

hi

thanks for visiting my blog:) i have been through all this matrimonial stuff and we can trade stories of men & these chat conversations! and some real life encounters too.

Paradox Philic said...

@ Zombie - I try my level best... to keep up the good work. And the results are showing, right? This is getting phunnier by each passing profile :)

@Solitaire - You bet!!

@ Namrata - One of the readers (shoe-string) suggested once that i should start guests posts at this blog. Interested to share a story for laughs here?

Zubin said...

haha..lol...
You don't need an award for that..you are the best one out there.. :p
..and we know that.. :d

On the hindsight..does that mean we the readers of your blog are weird as well.. :O

Interesting Pun.. :p

Idling in Top Gear said...

Haha- OMG! M.B.A. from Howard (isn't it an all-Black college!)This guy needs the same good advice given by a friend of mine to a con-man once - "Lie if you want, but lie within reason!"

Paradox Philic said...

Namrata - Whatever happened to your blog?